sitting here with a pile of fun size chocolate bars next to me (ya know, the ones that you get on Halloween), I have established my own order of evolution in the candy world.
First, there was the Hershey.
Then, some guy fluffed up some chocolate and created the Three Musketeers bar.
Later, another dude came along and added some caramel-y goodness, thus giving birth to the Milky Way.
Finally, to create a more substantial candy, a genius added peanuts (or almonds, I guess) and the Snicker entered the world. All was good.
Somewhere, far away, a lone genius developed the Twix, layering cookie with caramel and covering it with chocolate. I would like to meet this man and give him a high-five.
(btw, this all makes no sense.)
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oh wow haha. we weren't allowed to use santa and reindeers and stuff like that cause it might be "offensive"
ReplyDeleteit's all kinda ridiculous
but hey, at least you guys have epic rallies. ours suck and we don't even have class colors anymore because the administration wants school unity, meh. And because people were all rowdy last rally we might not have anymore this year..
oh wow haha. we weren't allowed to use santa and reindeers and stuff like that cause it might be "offensive"
ReplyDeleteit's all kinda ridiculous
but hey, at least you guys have epic rallies. ours suck and we don't even have class colors anymore because the administration wants school unity, meh. And because people were all rowdy last rally we might not have anymore this year..